I got this full-length white dress and my great-grandma told me to take it to Austria with me, because then, hopefully some man will marry me, if they see that I already have a dress and don't have to spend any money on that. So if you know a man who's desperately looking for a wife and the only thing stopping him is the fact that he doesn't want to spend money on a wedding dress, tell him to look no more!
*I really hope it's a joke.
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